Anonymous asked: I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
-Engarde's Fan
Go troll someone else, Engarde.
PS: Mine is bigger.
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Better Than Him
Hi, fans. Long time no see.
I'm dead. BECAUSE MATT ENGARDE KILLED ME.
I'm dead. BECAUSE MATT ENGARDE KILLED ME.
~ Thursday, October 28 ~
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Seriously, what the HELL.
What is it with people on the Internet thinking Engarde and I were screwing each other?!
Why react upon it so seriously? Like dude, you know the internet is crazy..
I wasn’t ready for it.
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OOC
HEY LOOK IT’S A SURVEY
Age: 17
Location: Portugal
Art/fics?: A… good amount of it. Most of the fic I write is for the kink meme and 90% of it involves Shelly okay
Other hobbies: VIDEOGAMES. READING. THINGS. I DUNNO MAN.
How did you find aatumblr?: Through DA.
Favored pairings: Fradrian, Ron/Dessie, Miego, SHELLY/ADRIAN, SHELLY/DEE, SHELLY/VIOLA, SHELLY/ADRIAN/SHOE IS MY OT3
Fictional crushes~?: … LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
What AA games you’ve played: All of the ones released so far~
Anything you want to tell about yourself? Check out my LJ, it has possibly interesting things and also you might be able to find out if I’m too creepy for your tastes or not.
~ Wednesday, October 27 ~
Seriously, what the HELL.
What is it with people on the Internet thinking Engarde and I were screwing each other?!
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(( Let us ruin Matt’s 150th post by posting this. ))
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OH GOD WHY..
… Wait, they’re lesbians? Since when?
I don’t know dude, like do you even have to care?
Wouldn’t you want to know if you’d had sex with a lesb—
Don’t you say a fucking word.
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Bringing sexy back.
Eat it, Engarde.
That doesn’t even look sexy.
Well, I hope it fucking doesn’t to you.
Well nobody does.
What the hell do you know? Back when I was alive, just how many magazine covers was I in?
Like one?
You were posing for a toilet bowl ad.
Oh man, I couldn’t forget that.
That— It was a damn nice toilet bowl!
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(( Let us ruin Matt’s 150th post by posting this. ))
…
OH GOD WHY..
… Wait, they’re lesbians? Since when?
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Bringing sexy back.
Eat it, Engarde.
That doesn’t even look sexy.
Well, I hope it fucking doesn’t to you.
Well nobody does.
What the hell do you know? Back when I was alive, just how many magazine covers was I in?
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Mr. Engarde and Mr. Corrida do not seem to like eachother….
ooc// I drew this in school today trolololo~
